But does it have AOL?
HeartlandAmerica.com will sell you one of those flat "tower" computers, completely (cough) new and unused.
It has a 15 gig hard drive, 256 MB (of RAM I'm guessing), 56k modem, a DVD drive (wow!), and the almighty floppy. It also comes with Windows 2000 Pro.
It is, as the site says, "...the highest power [computer] we've ever sold!"
Isn't the future great!?