My Last Perverted Pic and Post (Including my A-P Will)

Even the brightest star fades away eventually. Like the many greats before me, like Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson, and Bill Clinton, I had my prime, and it was fun. Then, that all changed and now I'm quite possibly the most infamous Pocker to ever post on a Chatango chat. As I matured, so did my humor, eventually growing too brazen for the likes of the A-P Mods. I realise that in my doing so, I have become what I once banned, and I also realise that like that which I banned, I must leave Ani-Pock. Indeed, it is sad that one such as I, entwined heavily with the soul of Ani-Pock must be corrupted, but it is so, and as with all corruption, I must be removed, lest I permanently damage Ani-Pock.
Now, for what I leave behind. To Nippou, the most stalwart of the Mods, I leave the maps detailing the locations of my hidden cameras and water mines so he may disarm them at his leisure. To Punkchick, the most friendly of the Mods, I leave all the hosery I have swiped over the years, so that she may return them to their rightful owners. To Zaku, my Lord and Mod, I leave my extensive weapon collection, so he may add them to his personal arsenal. To Purly, I leave my wardrobe so she may learn what good clothing looks like. To THC, I leave my house and all the tools of the trade contained within, and my title of Pervert of Ani-Pock. May you use it well, and may you be a better perv than I. And finally, to Pocky, I leave my apologies, for I have betrayed his trust more times than can be forgiven. That is all,