AniJoke: E.T.
Why was ET crying?
Answer: You would be too if your phone bill was that high!
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10 Comments:
Because Mochii ate him :P
Because he can't go home?
-lil/ogi
D:< because he doesn't know what the initials e.t. stand for. :O i'd be sad if i didn't know my real name too...
xbombr
I have 4 theories on this answer...
1) His finger went limp and he couldn't get it back up again. FD- Finger Dysfunction
2) The movie was racist against him. It's like calling a movie about Mexican people I.B. The Immigrant Beaner.
3) He ran out of interstellar minutes on his finger.
4) He was picking his nose one day and got a call and his entire nose lit up.
Because alien tears have magical healing properties, they also spontaneously conbust and are reborn from the ashes...wait...nevermind...
because i stabbed him ^^
Because his bum-chum couldn't be brought home.
lol pc X'D
erm was it because his planet esploded??
I ate his finger with my metal fangs
Because I'm the 10th comment?
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