Elections: Who should win? (are we serious or joking? you decide!)
"If I haven’t gotten combat troops out of Iraq, passed universal health care and created a new energy policy that speaks to our dependence on foreign oil and deals seriously with global warming, then we’ve missed the boat. Those are three big jobs, so it’s going to require a lot of attention and imagination, and it’s going to require the American people feeling inspired enough that they’re prepared to take on these big challenges."
McCain's biggest goals are eliminating a decades-old tax break and allowing people to choose their healthcare plan according to their "stage in life."
Hello friend Who are you going to vote for in '08?
McCain? Obama? Well both are incredibly silly choices and you should be ashamed for picking them. Vote for Sada Sadasada this year.
Who is Sada Sadasada? After a successful run for President of http.ani-pock.net (whether they know it or not)
Sada decided to throw his hat into the presidential race...
where it was promptly trampled by Dennis Kucinich.
After the loss of his top hat shown below posing with Abraham Lincoln apparently)
Sada was motivated to shove his butt in Dennis Kucinich's big fat face by winning the presidential nomination!
After being shown the door at both the democratic, republican, and libertarian conventions (by Mike the security guard) Sada decided to run independently with his long time friend, Chester, a black bear cub and three time golden paw junior heavyweight champion.
Sada doesn't claim to be a Maverick (he doesn't know what that means)
And the only Change that Sada offer is 39 cents (he doesn't need to change his pants, as he does not wear any)
However Sada offers something that none of the other candidates do.
He just isn't quite sure what it is yet. It could be that 39 we were talking about earlier, or maybe even a free cat.
So remember, this year you have the option to REALLY make history. Don't vote for McCain or Obama, they eat chickens.
Vote Sada/Chester, because Sada likes chickens...Don't you?
~"I am Sada and I approve this...oooh shiny thing!"
Bobby will take over the world, and dole out sections of it to all the people who vote for him. He will abolish money, and reinstitute the barter system!!! Bobby will stop all taxes when he reinstitues the barter system. Bobby will stop pollution, creating a healthier, greener earth, more trees and grass, and such. Bobby will legalize marijuana, and shall stop all vicious rumors about chickens and their crossing of the roads!!!!
MrFoxy should win simply because...well look at me I'm so damn cute! I'm a fox, which is way better then a Sada, WTF is a sada anyways! Not to mention I promise you Free Health Care, I call this my FHC plan. I am a member of the Canius family, therefore I am destoned to be loyal!
This candidate was too distracted by the flashing lights and music of In The Groove 2 and Dance Dance Revolution, for us get any more out of him than the following:
"I'll make everyone play this game, so then I'll have people to play with"